The Boston Red Sox, citing a little known MLB by-law set in 1912 that small market teams can be replaced in the playoffs by non-annoying teams, has been approved by Bud Selig. Initially the Sox were set to replace the Atlanta Braves in a move that retiring skipper Buddy Cox called, “Total bullsh*t”. Their early exit forced the hand of the commissioner’s office to instead replace, “Texas or Tampa… whatever.” Commissioner Selig made the announcement last night and a “Yankees Suck” chant spontaneously broke out at MLB headquarters.

Sadly, this didn’t really happen so we decided to release our new shirt instead. It takes all the worst of our 2010 Sox season and transforms it into something super-great. It’s going to be called: “Woe is ‘B’” or “The Down Low” or maybe “2010 - A SOX Odyssey”. Vote for your favorite on our Facebook page, write on our wall or email us. Carrier pigeon might take too long. It’s the first (and likely, last) Red Sox D.L. shirt - so vote! BTW: the graphic is distressed just like the economy so we priced it super-affordable. Pre-Order yours today! Big Love is available and shipping now!

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October - it’s downright gourd-ous!
Chris and Emily

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